Imaginary Yodapollo - GameSalad 0.9.0 Announcement

PhoticsPhotics Member Posts: 4,172
edited November -1 in Miscellaneous
OK, here's a fun forum game to play. There's no prize. It's just for fun! To play this game, imagine you're Yodapollo, but you're giving a more detailed announcement for GameSalad 0.9.0.

We know that Gendai Games is very secretive. We also know that they're working on the next version of GameSalad. What's so special about it? To play this game, make a post that Yodapollo might write if Gendai Games was more forthcoming with information.

Things to address...

- Explain how pause works
- What performance improvements will be made
- What secret features will be included?
- What will happen to the price of Pro?
- Will there be Game Center support?
- When will the next version be available?
- Where will the NYC meet-up be?

The goal of this game is to answer as close to reality as possible... imagine what will happen. The winner is the one that most closely describes the changes in GameSalad 0.9.0.

Can you guess the correct release date?

Again... there's no prize. It's just for fun! :)

Comments

  • jonmulcahyjonmulcahy Member, Sous Chef Posts: 10,408
    Id take out the 0.9.0 out of the title or your going to make a lot of people angry when they think it's been released :)
  • PhoticsPhotics Member Posts: 4,172
    mulcahy said:
    Id take out the 0.9.0 out of the title or your going to make a lot of people angry when they think it's been released :)

    NEVER! Clearly the word "Imaginary" is in the title. Plus, update threads are usually stickies, which this thread is not.
  • quantumsheepquantumsheep Member Posts: 8,188
    Photics said:
    NEVER! Clearly the word "Imaginary" is in the title. Plus, update threads are usually stickies, which this thread is not.

    You can never admit your way isn't the right way, can you? ;)

    QS :D

    Dr. Sam Beckett never returned home...
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Quantum_Sheep
    Web: https://quantumsheep.itch.io

  • jstrahanjstrahan Member Posts: 498
    I'll post later got to really think about this one
    New York is located right next to old York I think
  • ORBZORBZ Member Posts: 1,304
    - Explain how pause works

    Pause works using an adva--

    - What performance improvements will be made

    Everything runs faster, except pause, which runs slower.

    - What secret features will be included?

    All of the secret features are included, you just don't know because they are so secret you can't see them working.

    - What will happen to the price of Pro?

    Tacos.

    - Will there be Game Center support?

    Totally awesome man...

    - When will the next version be available?

    Again, I refer you to tacos.

    - Where will the NYC meet-up be?

    Yankee stadium
  • scitunesscitunes Member, Sous Chef Posts: 4,047
    Has anyone else noticed that "photics" is a "hot tag"...

    I might sound like a dick for saying this, but I am really getting tired of you spending so much time talking about yourself. I really don't need to have all of the voices in your head posted on this forum.

    Yep, I've had a long day and a bit too much to drink. I'll apologize tomorrow...
  • scitunesscitunes Member, Sous Chef Posts: 4,047
    probably shouldn't have hit "send post"

    oh, !@#$% now I'm posting the voices in my head...
  • JamesZeppelinJamesZeppelin Member Posts: 1,927
    scitunes said:
    Yep, I've had a long day and a bit too much to drink. I'll apologize tomorrow...

    No need.
    I think if people would complain a little less and focus on being productive they would realize game salad is quite amazing.
  • PhoticsPhotics Member Posts: 4,172
    scitunes said:
    Yep, I've had a long day and a bit too much to drink. I'll apologize tomorrow...

    Yeah, maybe less drinking and more developing is better for you. The preview of your game was looking good, why waste time fighting with me?
    JamesZeppelin said:
    I think if people would complain a little less and focus on being productive they would realize game salad is quite amazing.

    Is that why I saw you on the Unity forums?! ;-)
  • ChaserChaser Member Posts: 1,453
    I think I'll touch this thread before it gets too hot in here, seeing as how threads usually die off pretty quick for whatever reason after I post on them.
  • ORBZORBZ Member Posts: 1,304
    Fight! Fight! Fight!

    Bets!?
  • scitunesscitunes Member, Sous Chef Posts: 4,047
    I don't even know what unity is. never been there. if it requires any coding I won't be there.
  • ORBZORBZ Member Posts: 1,304
    Hmm, new game idea? "GameSalad Wars!"

    It's like a blend of Street Fighter II and wordpress

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  • ChaserChaser Member Posts: 1,453
    Idk
    I'd like to imagine not having to put in a rule in the otherwise section just to return an actor back to original unless I otherwise want it to do something other than it's original state
  • scitunesscitunes Member, Sous Chef Posts: 4,047
    I don't mean to pick a fight. I just feel like I've read this SO MANY times - then I saw photics listed as a hot topic and I couldn't resist.

    Photics, I bought your book and I used it just a few minutes ago, so I do value your contribution to the community, but I think you have taken this price of pro thing too far - just let it go, man.

    I switched from scotch to wine - can you tell?
  • ORBZORBZ Member Posts: 1,304
    @scitunes

    You do realize that you are coding when you use GameSalad right?

    The concepts are the same, it's just that it has visual representation of programming.

    Want to see what GameSalad should be? Fire up Quartz Composer (it's part of the xcode toolset)
  • scitunesscitunes Member, Sous Chef Posts: 4,047
    I'll take your word for it!
  • BeyondtheTechBeyondtheTech Member Posts: 809
    Too bad you can't make your post yellow. :)
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  • quantumsheepquantumsheep Member Posts: 8,188
    scitunes said:
    I switched from scotch to wine - can you tell?

    Welcome to being 'unbearably wonderful'.

    I like it. I hope you do too ;)

    QS :D

    Dr. Sam Beckett never returned home...
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    Web: https://quantumsheep.itch.io

  • StusAppsStusApps Member, PRO Posts: 1,352
    scitunes said:
    Has anyone else noticed that "photics" is a "hot tag"...

    I might sound like a dick for saying this, but I am really getting tired of you spending so much time talking about yourself. I really don't need to have all of the voices in your head posted on this forum.

    Yep, I've had a long day and a bit too much to drink. I'll apologize tomorrow...

    It's a hot tag because he tags himself in all his posts. It's not down to volume of posts. Whether that's good or bad is your own interpretation. If you want to see all of photics posts I guess it makes it nice and easy for you.
  • scitunesscitunes Member, Sous Chef Posts: 4,047
    I understand how the hot tags work, just not sure what the motivation is behind adding yourself as a tag.
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