A salad metafor to star eating again...
LordTarantor
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One day, I was very hungry and I came across this big bowl of salad and I bought it...
There was a lot of salad and I knew it was going to take me a year to eat it all. Its a great salad and even though the dressing was not the best, it was not a big deal, the salad was still amazing.
The were some news about the people who make the salad. They were going to add something to the salad to make it even better. I was very exited because I love the salad and I was wondering, what could it be... maybe croutons, bacon bits or more shredded cheese...
But instead, they announce that they were going to discontinue the actual dressing to bring a new one. The recipe of the new one looks awful and almost every body dislike it.
The people star asking for a different dressing, a better one... some people even ask for the old dressing back, even tough they didn't like it before.
Some people including my self decided to have a beer after the news... We didn't even care about the lemon.
But its not easy for me that after eating a bowl of salad for breakfast, lunch and dinner for so long to suddenly change it for a nice cold Corona. Don't get me wrong, the beer looks amazing and taste wonderful and is not that hard to open the bottle but I just realize that I still have salad for like 8 more month. So I decided to keep eating my salad and if I don't like the new dressing, I will keep eating it without the dressing. Meanwhile, I will also be experimenting with the beer and after the 8 month, I will decide if I want to get full or I want to get drunk...
So lets get back to the table and start eating again...
There was a lot of salad and I knew it was going to take me a year to eat it all. Its a great salad and even though the dressing was not the best, it was not a big deal, the salad was still amazing.
The were some news about the people who make the salad. They were going to add something to the salad to make it even better. I was very exited because I love the salad and I was wondering, what could it be... maybe croutons, bacon bits or more shredded cheese...
But instead, they announce that they were going to discontinue the actual dressing to bring a new one. The recipe of the new one looks awful and almost every body dislike it.
The people star asking for a different dressing, a better one... some people even ask for the old dressing back, even tough they didn't like it before.
Some people including my self decided to have a beer after the news... We didn't even care about the lemon.
But its not easy for me that after eating a bowl of salad for breakfast, lunch and dinner for so long to suddenly change it for a nice cold Corona. Don't get me wrong, the beer looks amazing and taste wonderful and is not that hard to open the bottle but I just realize that I still have salad for like 8 more month. So I decided to keep eating my salad and if I don't like the new dressing, I will keep eating it without the dressing. Meanwhile, I will also be experimenting with the beer and after the 8 month, I will decide if I want to get full or I want to get drunk...
So lets get back to the table and start eating again...
Comments
The only difference is that they are saying that if you make some popo for eating the salad that you already paid for, you will have to pay more for that popo if you want to continue eating the salad.
I am heading to the supermarket to get some lemons, I think that I am going to need them for all the beer that I am going to drink from now on...
You see... I didn't fall in your trap because I know that if I had say that the pain was going to be in my ass you were going to erase my post with you Sous-chef privileges... Ups
I think I'll enjoy Beer a lot more.
Very clever post, Lord.
I think you are right... I just realize that if they bring new things to add to the salad, like croutons, bacon bits, shredded cheese or anything else, they will only offer it to the people who get the new dressing...
So for all the people who decide to eat their salad without the new dressing, you can forget about anything new for your salad.