The jokes post

AsymptoteellAsymptoteell Member Posts: 1,362
edited November -1 in Miscellaneous
I thought we all could use a laugh, so here's a post where you can tell your favorite jokes. I'll start.

What did the dalai lama say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Why did the gamesalad user cross the road?

To get onto his computer to satisfy his addiction to the Forums!

What did the robot say to the Centipede?

STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!

Comments

  • DreamLabDreamLab Member Posts: 2,127
    A blonde walks into a barber shop with head phones on and wants her hair cut. The barber says " You need to take those head phones off." The blonde says "no no no!!!" The barber takes off the head phones and the blonde dies. After she was dead the barber puts one the head phones on and hears "breath in, breath out."

    lol
    DL
  • DreamLabDreamLab Member Posts: 2,127
    A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it! " The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener. "
  • DreamLabDreamLab Member Posts: 2,127
    This one is a classic. I always tell people this one.

    Execution

    Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

    Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

    Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

    The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

    Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

    Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

    By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

    And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
  • AsymptoteellAsymptoteell Member Posts: 1,362
    A blonde, a brunnette and a redhead are looking at a magic mirror.

    If they say something is true, they'll get whatever they want most. Otherwise, ZAP! They'll get trapped in the mirror forever.

    The brunnette says, "I think, 2+2=4"

    She gets $1,000,000

    The redhead says, "I think, Gamesalad has a graphical user interphase.

    Her app, made with gamesalad, gets 1,000,000 downloads.

    The blonde says, "I think—"

    ZAP!
  • DreamLabDreamLab Member Posts: 2,127
    Q- a smart blonde, a great Gamesalad dev, and santa are on an elevator. they see a 20$ bill. who picks it up?

    A- the GS dev, the other 2 dont exist.
    DL
  • DreamLabDreamLab Member Posts: 2,127
    A blonde went to electronic store and she asked, "How much is this TV?"

    The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

    The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

    The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."

    She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
    "Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

    I am starting to run out!
    DL
  • DreamLabDreamLab Member Posts: 2,127
    I guess I claim VICTORY!!! unless you have more?
    DL
  • AsymptoteellAsymptoteell Member Posts: 1,362
    DreamLab said:
    Q- a smart blonde, a great Gamesalad dev, and santa are on an elevator. they see a 20$ bill. who picks it up?

    A- the GS dev, the other 2 dont exist.
    DL

    But... But... But... Santa's my homie!

    http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=eFniSmTfzkc&bmb=1
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