Most Realistic Game Future Engine

dondan89dondan89 Member Posts: 150
edited November -1 in Announce Your Game!
"This app is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not provide true game future engine functionality."

Everybody wants to know what graphics will look like on games, this app is great prank for you friends and family, you will walk forward and backward looking really realistic, but in reality is not a true future engine

Your friends and family will get amaze of this app on how realistic they will see it.

You will walk like first person shooter and will look amazing with great movements forward and backwards with great looking tree and grass that will sure look amazing on your friends and family. This is a really great prank for everyone that will sure attract your friends and family

Plus there is a fun quiz added as extra.

Don't wait anymore, download this and you will play and prank with the Most Realistic Game Future Engine!!!

http://itunes.apple.com/nz/app/most-realistic-game-future/id471548790?mt=8

Comments

  • JohnPapiomitisJohnPapiomitis Member Posts: 6,256
    hmm..

    just seems like shovelware to me. And obviously gs isnt 3d so just saying you walk in 1st person is misleading. Your just zooming in on blurry images

    rubbish

    sorry thats my honest opinion
  • keweworkshopkeweworkshop Member Posts: 377
    I don't get the funny.
  • JohnPapiomitisJohnPapiomitis Member Posts: 6,256
    tshirtbooth said:
    Ya im lost.
    I hate to offend you but i so wish apple would stop approving things like this just so they can brag about how many apps they have.

    somewhere a kitten just died because of this game :(

    tshirt

    at least mr kittys in a bettter place now ;(

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  • keweworkshopkeweworkshop Member Posts: 377
    tshirtbooth said:

    somewhere a kitten just died because of this game :(

    tshirt

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    lol never heard that one before. But at least I get the funny on that one.
  • MrMilesMrMiles Member Posts: 79
    Have to agree with Tshirt and the rest. Sorry man.
  • 3xL3xL Member Posts: 676
    he's selling it for $1.29. I'm assuming this is so that he/she can keep their whole dollar after the 30% apple takes??
  • mynameisacemynameisace Hull, UKMember Posts: 2,484
    To be fair, most games that are out now look better than blurry photos taken with a bad camera, with no post-production...

    We need to save the kittens!

    Ace
  • LeonardDeveloperLeonardDeveloper Member Posts: 4,630
    tshirtbooth said:
    Ya im lost.
    I hate to offend you but i so wish apple would stop approving things like this just so they can brag about how many apps they have.

    somewhere a kitten just died because of this game :(

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    HAVE to agree with him on this

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  • tenrdrmertenrdrmer Member, Sous Chef, Senior Sous-Chef Posts: 9,934
    Yep more junk on the App Store how fantastic. Developer accounts like this should be dropped by apple. Let not forget this is the same guy with the "laser pointer" app which is is essentially an image of different colored dots. Its a complete shame they allow this crap.
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  • mynameisacemynameisace Hull, UKMember Posts: 2,484
    To be fair Tenrdrmer, the laser pointer app is in my top 5 iOS apps in the world! Actually, no, I take it back, it is in my top 5 games in the world. Actually, let me make one last revision, it is my favourite thing in the whole wide world!

    Ace
  • mynameisacemynameisace Hull, UKMember Posts: 2,484
    Everybody will be eating their words when they look at this app he has:

    http://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/eyes-check-test/id471568857?mt=8

    It's listed under Medical. So... You all judged him, but it turns out you're all jealous because he is a doctor!

    Ace
  • mynameisacemynameisace Hull, UKMember Posts: 2,484
    This is computer art RKS, it's computer art of the future... Did you not read the description :P

    Ace
  • svnsvn Member Posts: 445
    @ mynameisace: Are you or are you not dondan89?
    Also, what happens when someone in Arizona or Alaska downloads this app?
  • mynameisacemynameisace Hull, UKMember Posts: 2,484
    You caught me out! Yeah, I'm dondan89 and this is my best work to date :)

    Ace
  • tenrdrmertenrdrmer Member, Sous Chef, Senior Sous-Chef Posts: 9,934
    mynameisace said:
    To be fair Tenrdrmer, the laser pointer app is in my top 5 iOS apps in the world! Actually, no, I take it back, it is in my top 5 games in the world. Actually, let me make one last revision, it is my favourite thing in the whole wide world!

    Ace

    mynameisace said:
    Everybody will be eating their words when they look at this app he has:

    http://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/eyes-check-test/id471568857?mt=8

    It's listed under Medical. So... You all judged him, but it turns out you're all jealous because he is a doctor!

    Ace

    In light of this new information, I have completely changed my views. Im going to buy all of the apps this developer has listed.. Early Christmas for me!!!
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  • mynameisacemynameisace Hull, UKMember Posts: 2,484
    You do need to come to terms with the fact that if you purchase them all now, the 'real' Christmas will be a huge disappointment! I've warned you, so on your head be it.

    Ace
  • mynameisacemynameisace Hull, UKMember Posts: 2,484
    I'm actually not sure if you know I'm joking or not RKS haha. Jump charge was something I helped someone with, who was struggling coding a jump charge. I have actually been using GameSalad almost every day for well over a year, just not posted on here in a while because I got ill and been coping with that.

    I was actually fairly well respected around here before I left for illness and the CEO Steve actually messaged me asking when I was coming back and if I was okay.

    Ace
  • StormyStudioStormyStudio United KingdomMember Posts: 3,989
    sorry ...but...the app just looks rubbish...

    from what I can tell there is a photo...you press the arrows and it moves around it...

    ...although that said I just can't wait to download it and share it with my friends and family...

    ...honestly....at least stick a space invader in there or something... anything...
  • svnsvn Member Posts: 445
    And then mynameisace realized that he had tried to ride out the wave of sarcasm, and was suddenly smashed into the reef of shame.
  • mynameisacemynameisace Hull, UKMember Posts: 2,484
    Exactly... My sarcasm only stretches so far, although I'm not ashamed ;)

    Ace
  • svnsvn Member Posts: 445
    Wow. You really are shameless. Face it, man. Your apps stink worse than Gouda Feta cheese. From Stormystudio, to RKS, to Tenrdrmer, and now to me, we all say: Put more effort into it!
    And in the timeless words of Steve Jobs ( I hope he is making an iHeaven), "We don't need any more fart apps."

    At least make it look like you took the time to upload high-quality photos.
  • keweworkshopkeweworkshop Member Posts: 377
    Now I feel kinda bad for this guy. It's like on American Idol when those horrendous singers think they are great and they go out there and sing and get pounded by the judges then walk away with their little hearts crushed.

    Dondan89, what everyone here has expressed is truth. But I don't think you should give up all together. You need to come up with a solid idea first, something that will actually be useful or entertaining to people. Try try again!
  • mynameisacemynameisace Hull, UKMember Posts: 2,484
    At least you're not taking the Simon Cowel approach ;)

    Ace
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