Make me a game....

jmerancesjmerances Member Posts: 3
edited October 2012 in Working with GS (Mac)
"I need a full game building... Something similar to and Patapon, but I need more levels. You will need to do all the Art, Sounds, i have muic Music, but no SFX, Code and animation. I will need the code / game completed in 5 week. I have $30, but willing to pay you a 10% deposit.. Then if everything is PERFECT, I'll send you 0.00003p of every sale, until the remainder is paid.

I trust this is acceptable, and look forward to your full co-operation."
if you need more details. inbox me

Comments

  • shark1505shark1505 Member Posts: 75
    I've seen this posted elsewhere before. Is this a joke?
  • jmerancesjmerances Member Posts: 3
    @shark no? ,, lol
  • GLGAMESGLGAMES SingaporeMember Posts: 988
    What shark means is, its way too cheap to get a full game done.
  • RPRP Member Posts: 1,990
    $30 dollars is too much. You need more stuff too.
  • andrewm2211andrewm2211 Member Posts: 341
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  • MeaningfulGamesMeaningfulGames Member, PRO Posts: 171
    Game creation is no little joke. I've recently invested over 600 dollars for membership and licensing, and game art in particular (because I'm terrible at it too!).

    Having someone do Art, SFX, Code and Animation is pretty much the whole thing because Music has some pretty great royalty free sources. Buying a full fledged game could set you back thousands!

    I recommend cracking down on learning GS so you can program some stuff with it, and grab an artsy friend to venture with you so you can get on your way!
  • PBEmpirePBEmpire Member Posts: 676
    $30? you joking??? Come on, gamesalad is easy. i struggled at first but after watching all the videos i seem to have learnt a lot and now i am almost done with my first game.

    -BTW music itself costs hundreds if you are looking for theme music instead of sound effects.
  • POMPOM Member Posts: 2,599
    0.00003p of every sale... Hmmm
    Make it 0.003 and we got a deal !

    Oh by the way, we are talking in millions, right?!

    roy.
  • carlblanchetcarlblanchet Member Posts: 755
    haha
  • ShadowMoonShadowMoon Member Posts: 146
    Have you guys seen a person holding a "homeless sign" and begging for money? They made more than 30$ a day.

    Cheers!
  • WingmanappsWingmanapps Member Posts: 458
    This really made my day :)) - on the otherhand, Its truly sad that you havent invested a fraction of time looking at tutorials, videos and the cookbook. Not only to help your self learn, but to get an impession what it takes to make a game and why 30$ is close to an insult towards other creators.

    Looking over your last three posts its clear you dont have the passion for game creating but only see it as a quick buck - Trust me!, there is no easy money here.
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  • Slogghah_GamesSlogghah_Games Member Posts: 29
    $30? What a joke. Sorry but $30 is not much.
  • gyroscopegyroscope I am here.Member, Sous Chef, PRO Posts: 6,598
    edited October 2012

    Wow, deal of the century; I'm up for it and I'll mow your lawn and clean your car for you too... \:D/

    P.S I really did think your post was a joke then after reading your other recent posts I'm beginning to think you're serious...

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    Let's be generous, say 50 sales per day, that's approx. 18,000 games sold per year, times that by 0.00003p makes.... 54p!! Every year! It'd only be another 39 years and I'd get my other $20 payment, in full!! :-c

    I'm going to close this thread now, serious or not.

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