What are your best bad or "Dad" jokes?

AfterBurnettAfterBurnett Member Posts: 3,474
in Miscellaneous

Here's one:

Have you seen that movie "Constipation"?

No.

That's because it hasn't come out yet.

Comments

  • BBEnkBBEnk Member Posts: 1,764
    edited July 2014

    Did you hear they recalled all the butterball turkeys?

    why?

    They forgot to butter there balls.

  • AfterBurnettAfterBurnett Member Posts: 3,474

    Did you hear about that actress who was stabbed? Reese... Reese...

    Witherspoon?

    No, with a knife, silly!

  • 3DMA3DMA Member, PRO Posts: 162

    Did you see Stevie Wonders Wife?
    no?
    he neither...

  • RThurmanRThurman Member, Sous Chef, PRO Posts: 2,881

    Who can shave ten times a day and still have a beard?
    -- A barber.

  • AfterBurnettAfterBurnett Member Posts: 3,474

    @RThurman said:
    Who can shave ten times a day and still have a beard?
    -- A barber.

    Or Chuck Norris ;)

  • gamestudentgamestudent Member Posts: 504

    pull my finger. >:)

  • AfterBurnettAfterBurnett Member Posts: 3,474

    @POLYGAMe said:
    Or Chuck Norris ;)

    Ooh, ooh, also women and cyclists :P

  • AfterBurnettAfterBurnett Member Posts: 3,474

    @POLYGAMe said:

    Granted, not all women, but some have beards...

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