I hate tshirtbooth
No really.
I got my iPad yesterday. So like most people, my life is ruined.
My sleep levels shot, my food untouched, my batteries dying, my iPod forgotten, my game development abandoned, my work piling up, my wife shunned, my arm aching, my dog.... Where IS the dog? My clothes dirty, my eyes half blind, my fingers worn, my bladder fit to burst, my favourite porn sites loosing hits, my previous life a blank.
All because of this magical new device? No.
My name is MrFunkleberry and I'm a star daze addict.
I got my iPad yesterday. So like most people, my life is ruined.
My sleep levels shot, my food untouched, my batteries dying, my iPod forgotten, my game development abandoned, my work piling up, my wife shunned, my arm aching, my dog.... Where IS the dog? My clothes dirty, my eyes half blind, my fingers worn, my bladder fit to burst, my favourite porn sites loosing hits, my previous life a blank.
All because of this magical new device? No.
My name is MrFunkleberry and I'm a star daze addict.
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Naw, just kidding as well.
From what I've heard, that's the first app I'll get when I get an iPad. Looking forward to that. I'd like to hear how sales are going.
@POLYGAMe you're lucky you have your girlfriend's iTampon, i... no that's it, you're just lucky.
Tune in again for my next post. Breathing, is it really worth it? Are we breathing too much? What is the right amount anyway? Where to look if you loose your breath. etc etc
I love Google.
I see. You're one of THOSE people are you. I won't hold it against you. I learnt to accept all kinds of folks on this forum.
I was told by a very well spoken apple rep in the store that they are ready to use, no special first charge required.
QS
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