You've just gotta love the Apple 'Friend Bar'

JCFord

http://www.theonion.com/video/new-apple-friend-bar-gives-customers-someone-to-ta,17693

quantumsheep

Awesome! I'm booking an appointment!

To discuss this:

http://www.theonion.com/video/apple-introduces-revolutionary-new-laptop-with-no,14299/

You've gotta love the Onion. Consistently brilliant

QS

Photics

Heh, those were funny... because it's almost true...

1-888-FACETIME
http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/06/25/dont-have-any-friends-call-1-888-facetime-to-test-facetime-on-the-iphone-4/

...but this is still my favorite Onion video...
http://www.theonion.com/video/ninja-parade-slips-through-town-unnoticed-once-aga,14181/

SingleSparq

My favorites are the ones on "Sonys new piece of sh@t" and "the new ford car for 2010... The 1998 Taurus!"

JamesZeppelin

Is that you, hunnenkoenig, in the back there at the apple bar?

hrsmedia

haha, great stuff