I hate tshirtbooth

mrfunkleberrymrfunkleberry Member Posts: 424
edited November -1 in Introductions
No really.

I got my iPad yesterday. So like most people, my life is ruined.

My sleep levels shot, my food untouched, my batteries dying, my iPod forgotten, my game development abandoned, my work piling up, my wife shunned, my arm aching, my dog.... Where IS the dog? My clothes dirty, my eyes half blind, my fingers worn, my bladder fit to burst, my favourite porn sites loosing hits, my previous life a blank.

All because of this magical new device? No.

My name is MrFunkleberry and I'm a star daze addict.

Comments

  • design219design219 Member Posts: 2,273
    For me, it's the Canada thing.

    Naw, just kidding as well.

    From what I've heard, that's the first app I'll get when I get an iPad. Looking forward to that. I'd like to hear how sales are going.
  • JoshKahaneJoshKahane Member Posts: 470
    You worried me there for a second. Who could hate tshirtbooth? :) Besides that, yes I fell your hatred in that sense mrfunkleberry. No doubt my life has crumbled a little with the iPads introduction.
  • POLYGAMePOLYGAMe Member Posts: 3,470
    I hate you all for having iPads. I'm just stuck with my girlfriend's iTampon... not the same.
  • mrfunkleberrymrfunkleberry Member Posts: 424
    LOL, You guys. Hating Tshirtbooth, would be like trying to be one of those emo/goth creatures. Way too much effort, and you still won't get any girls.

    @POLYGAMe you're lucky you have your girlfriend's iTampon, i... no that's it, you're just lucky.

    Tune in again for my next post. Breathing, is it really worth it? Are we breathing too much? What is the right amount anyway? Where to look if you loose your breath. etc etc
  • POLYGAMePOLYGAMe Member Posts: 3,470
    A reasonable range for the average volume of a breath is 0.1-1.0 liters. 0.5 liters is the volume of an average breath.

    I love Google.
  • mrfunkleberrymrfunkleberry Member Posts: 424
    @POLYGAMe Phew! But what if you snore? Surely the volume goes way up?
  • POLYGAMePOLYGAMe Member Posts: 3,470
    Yes, that's why earplugs are good.
  • mrfunkleberrymrfunkleberry Member Posts: 424
    "earplugs are good"

    I see. You're one of THOSE people are you. I won't hold it against you. I learnt to accept all kinds of folks on this forum.
  • Rob2Rob2 Member Posts: 2,402
    @mrfunk what spec did you get ? I went to the store and then backed down cos I'm away for a week and wanted to make sure the early charges of the battery were top quality!!
  • mrfunkleberrymrfunkleberry Member Posts: 424
    I got entry spec. All I need. More memory or even 3G won't help me get passed my best score of 235. Damn it.

    I was told by a very well spoken apple rep in the store that they are ready to use, no special first charge required.
  • Rob2Rob2 Member Posts: 2,402
    cheers ...I'm sure I am over paranoid about batteries and it shouldn't be an issue with LiPo (too many years with crappy nicads!) I reckon thats the spec I will get - I wasted money on a 32GB 3gs and still haven't used more than 4.5GB and rarely seem to use 3g data.
  • JoshKahaneJoshKahane Member Posts: 470
    Hang on a sec... *Thinks really hard... Sudden realization, ding!* Hey, this thread isn't about hate, its all about how we love tshirtbooth!
  • mrfunkleberrymrfunkleberry Member Posts: 424
    YAY!
  • quantumsheepquantumsheep Member Posts: 8,188
    mrfunkleberry said:
    Tune in again for my next post. Breathing, is it really worth it? Are we breathing too much? What is the right amount anyway? Where to look if you loose your breath. etc etc

    Spell 'lose' like that again, and it's over between us!

    QS :D

    Dr. Sam Beckett never returned home...
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